All play and no work..

Since the opening of Hysteria, there has been so much to do. People to meet, parties to plan, pictures to take, raping, killing, and humping. It's quite distracting to have such entertainment at hand, so it's been too damn easy to ignore the work and play instead. But hey, me and Kash deserved the fucking breaks. Today, we actually work, but how long will that last? Hopefully long enough to get some products into our stores.

Good things are happening, and not just in Hysteria. I'd like to take a moment to congratulate myself on my new partnership to my amazing boyfriend, Lindal. Yay me! But I guess since my home is Hysteria, that could be considered Hysteria news? Probably not, but I just told you fools anyway. And it looks like our little Kashy Poo may be smitten herself. Micah, I have my lazy eyes on you, as you know.

But back to the point of this blog. Fun fun fun. Man, the people I have met in Hysteria are some of the coolest fucking people. My kind of people. Rude, loud, nasty, carefree and fucking funny as all hell. Second Life is supposed to be fun, people. And these people like to have fun. I'm about to name drop, but not for the sake of fame. But so you know that when and if you run into these people, you may be in for a good time.

First, our very own Akasha Wachmann. Man, this chick fucking rules. Funny as hell, and so fucking talented. She likes to run around barely clothed, so if you dont like ass, titties, ass and titties, don't come to Hysteria. But I promise you, to be around this woman, you are in for a treat. And that leads me to Micah Janick. Kash's bitch! Hahaha. Cool ass dude, funny as hell and pretty damn laid back. He'd suck his own cock, he says, but only if I chopped it off first and forced it down his throat. And he's definately in for a treat, if he's gets to stick around. Mr Yin! He makes the coooooolest box av. I looooove it. But besides that, he's pretty fucking cool and charming. But don't let him fool you, he's a closet humper. Which may be Allymae Thursday's fault. She's the town humper/hooker/ho...what have you. She's funny, that's for sure, and she loves to talk, so no worrying about akward silences and boring conversations. Just be carefull, she likes to ride dirty.Through her we met Casey Seifert. The Hysteria Homo, but the coolest I have ever met. He'll hump your ass too. Or shoot sperm at you, whichever he can get to quicker, I'm sure. Or maybe you will be lucky enough to get both. He's also our personal DJ. If you call a colorful boombox that hangs around his neck, that plays goofy loops, a DJ. And man, he has the sexiest british accent. We have a madman on the loose. Codah Razor. He's escaped from the Hysteria Asylum, but he won't bother you TOO much. If he randomly curses at you, yells or calls you names, jumps around and fly's about, keep in mind that he's really a sweet kid trapped in a lunatic's body. Biggy motherfucking Smashcan. Man, this dude could be my brother, we are alot alike, both with the same nasty sense of humor. And we can't beat each other as Rock, Paper, Sissor, cause we always pick the same got damn one every time. Get out of my head, Biggy! Awesome dude, for sure. He let me hump his leg while I was in my little box avatar. Saving the best for last...( I have the right, assholes) Lindal Janus, he's just a machine. My machine. His purpose is pushing me around, kidnapping Kash in his white stalker-ish van, getting me topless in the middle of the damn sim, and just being amazing. and All this leads to me, and why? Cause I am writing the fucking blog, that's why. But I won't carry on about myself. I'm sure you already know that I fucking Rock!

Enough name dropping for now, but perhaps when more impacts are made, I may mention their names. But the point was, the people are making Hysteria what it is, not just the fabulous stores. It's a good place to be, and we are very adamant about keeping it that way. So if your ass gets ejected and banned, its because you threatened the chaotic peace.

I say chaotic peace, because its fucking chaos. But good chaos, welcome chaos. Not drama, not argument, not fighting. But its fucking crazy. Did I say not fighting? That was a lie. Bloody fucking hell comes to mind, the picture that will follow is proof of the fighting and the...blood. Thanks to Kash (Akasha) , we were able to have a bloody tampon war the other night! Gotta love her and her disgustingly entertaining weaponry. It was fucking hilarious, I say, HILARIOUS. Covering the sim with those bloody tampon bullets. Casey brought out his sperm gun, adding to the effect. While his ass cheated with his no push gesture thingy. So while the rest of us got beat the fuck up, he stood perfectly still. So, have a look at the picture, and you will get an idea of what one hour in Hysteria is like.

I'm out for now, I bet you are glad of that. I promise, not all blogs will be so long. Last note, check out the Flickr Fuckers Link. Pictures of our Hysteria Hellions, and I promise there will be much more to come. Buh bye!