Hysteria

Hysteria is officialy open, and let me tell you, it's already a fucking mess. A good mess. Akasha Wachmann and myself (Kisten Bailey) didn't bother wasting any time looking for land and snatching this half sim, when our blingtard neighbor from a previous spot made us throw up in our mouths when we found her wearing bright pink clothes and zebra pimp shoes. Besides the prim and sign fighting, it was a good excuse to get out of there. We spent close to four days perfecting (yes, its quite perfect for us) our little slice of chaotic heaven in SL. With no designs in mind, no blueprints or real plans, it turned out fucking awesome in it's haphazard rising. We are quite proud. And though the point was to showcase our mainstores, the surrounding town is quite a spectical. I could rant on about what the town features, but we want you to come see for yourself. But let me just say, you'll likely find it as eye catching as we do. Unless you DON'T like trash, fucked up buildings and entertainment.

Moving on (more sim ranting may come later). The Hysteria Hellions are rising in number. The tags are broadening. Humpers, homo's, misfits, strays, slingers and hookers, oh...and one madman on the loose. Every day promises a busted gut, and for those with weak bladders, soggy drawers. The Hysterics in Hysteria, well...they are fucking hysterical (hardy har har). You'll get a taste here in this lovely blog I have started. But of course, seeing is believing, and though a picture is worth....yada yada, witnessing for yourself is much more ammusing.

This place is home, and not just home to Virus Company and CatniP. But home to myself, Akasha, and anyone else who fucking pleases. Well, that is, if you aren't a blingtard, annoyingly emo, or dramatic (and I'm not talking skins, clothes, hair, etc). Don't make me get eject happy. Cause I will, got dammit.

And who else? Vendors, man, let me look at my list.... Ok, Kash is gonna get me that list.

TO BE CONTINUED.....